It’s so yummy but mommy won’t let me have any 
Try swearing at her. Then you might get a mouthful of it. As for why it tastes yummy, I do believe that this is a medical emergency and you should call your nearest healthcare provider immediately.
Do healthcare providers stock soap?
No, but they may be able to diagnose whatever is causing your tastebuds to malfunction.
I went to the hospital, but they kicked me out for emptying all the soap dispensers. Now what?
I do believe that this thread can only be confidently addressed by a legal professional. Arching this thread.