Story time in the discord server

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Ritchie Desktop by KDE ❤ — Today at 8:18 PM
haven't you learned by now that pretty much all of linux is just pipes, wires, hopes and dreams, that one guy who thinks X marks the spot and the other guy who just knows the way of the land
because if not, step in the portal and find out
The Real Mango Ritchie — Today at 8:19 PM
i didn't understand anything you just said 😛
was that a threat?
I think it was a threat
I am threatened
Ritchie Desktop by KDE ❤ — Today at 8:20 PM
you'll meet a friendly muttering fedora-wearing gnome, who in his happy red hat, will tell you all about what's inside the container he is holding
The Real Mango Ritchie — Today at 8:21 PM
does the container happen to be flat?
and is it obtained from a place wherethere are flat containers galore?
Ritchie Desktop by KDE ❤ — Today at 8:22 PM
the gnome says no
and he opens the container
and inside is revealed to be a bag
The Real Mango Ritchie — Today at 8:23 PM
full of blue pills
and a red pill?
Ritchie Desktop by KDE ❤ — Today at 8:23 PM
there are in deed blue and red objects in the bag, visible through its translucency
and the gnome tips his red fedora
and he says
The Real Mango Ritchie — Today at 8:24 PM
[crass joke]
Ritchie Desktop by KDE ❤ — Today at 8:24 PM
"in this container are 76 bags of popcorn of cosmic taste"
"you are the courier"
The Real Mango Ritchie — Today at 8:24 PM
no
@Counterfeit Mango Ritchie is the courier
please give everyone cosmic popcorn from the gnome.